“Hold on Budgie,I will be back in an hour”. My owner was leaving to get some food. Im not sure if it was food for me, her or that stupid cat. But, if it is for me, then they are doing the right thing; worshiping me.
“Here comes another human” I said to myself.
As the male human walked closer, I hid under the car seat and waited until he got closer. He got near me, and i jumped up onto the window. “GRRRRR” The man jumped and dropped his food. He gets up and realised i'm a dog. He was walking away, just slowly and he stopped and stared at the sky. Then all of a sudden, he turns fast and he makes me jump, and the I start yelling at him. He started to laugh and he walked away.
He did it repetitively, and then i pushed a button, the window was going down. The man screamed and ran away. "Stupid man". I thought to myself.
“Here comes another human” I said to myself.
As the male human walked closer, I hid under the car seat and waited until he got closer. He got near me, and i jumped up onto the window. “GRRRRR” The man jumped and dropped his food. He gets up and realised i'm a dog. He was walking away, just slowly and he stopped and stared at the sky. Then all of a sudden, he turns fast and he makes me jump, and the I start yelling at him. He started to laugh and he walked away.
He did it repetitively, and then i pushed a button, the window was going down. The man screamed and ran away. "Stupid man". I thought to myself.