One day, roughly back in the seventeen-hundreds, there were two British dudes who didn't like living in Britain so one guy was all like "Hey bro we should move over to this nice place called America" and then this other guy was all like "Yeah we should aye?" and then this third guy came along and was all like "Hey you guys want some LEMONS?"
The first guy knocked out the third guy with a one-inch punch because he was Bruce Lee before Bruce Lee was even born and was Bruce Lee before Bruce Lee even died and then the second guy picked up a Unicorn from Unicorn Rentals and flew away to America with the first guy.
When they got to America they met some huge buff Native American dudes who were all like "Bro do you even lift" and then the British guys were all like "Nah man we SLAY" and then they all got angry for some reason and started the ATTACK OF THE TITANS!!!
So the second guy was all like "FUS RO DAH" and they teleported to Washington,D.C and became the kings of the world!
They got two huge ivory towers- and big crowns- and at least a milli- and some bacon, and then Nikola Tesla invented the first PS4.
And that's why we eat turkey every thanksgiving- to honour the PS4 and Nikola Tesla.
The first guy knocked out the third guy with a one-inch punch because he was Bruce Lee before Bruce Lee was even born and was Bruce Lee before Bruce Lee even died and then the second guy picked up a Unicorn from Unicorn Rentals and flew away to America with the first guy.
When they got to America they met some huge buff Native American dudes who were all like "Bro do you even lift" and then the British guys were all like "Nah man we SLAY" and then they all got angry for some reason and started the ATTACK OF THE TITANS!!!
So the second guy was all like "FUS RO DAH" and they teleported to Washington,D.C and became the kings of the world!
They got two huge ivory towers- and big crowns- and at least a milli- and some bacon, and then Nikola Tesla invented the first PS4.
And that's why we eat turkey every thanksgiving- to honour the PS4 and Nikola Tesla.